Friday, July 08, 2011

Friday Funnies

1.  When I was in high school, I worked at church bingo pushing the refreshment cart through the aisles.  The ladies referred to me as "pop girl".  Yesterday, at the nursing home where I work, I was pushing a cart filled with incontinence products when a resident referred to me as the "Attends Lady".  So, is this a promotion or a demotion????

2.  While distributing the aforementioned incontinence products, the following conversation took place:
  • Resident:  "How long 'til you retire?"
  • Me:  "About 20 years."
  • Resident:  "Holy sh*t!"
  • Me:  "That's what I say to myself every morning."
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