Saturday, May 31, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Youngest: The youngest child tends to be the most creative and can be very charming -- even manipulative. Because they often identify with the underdog, they tend to champion egalitarian causes. (Youngest siblings were the earliest backers of the Protestant Reformation and the Enlightenment.)
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
1. Blow dry with a Large Round Brush to give my hair some volume.
2. Use a Flat Iron to remove all waves
3. Use a Curling Iron on my bangs to give some bend to the ends.
So, I curl my hair to flatten it to curl it, just to wind up pulling my hair back in a pony tail by the end of the work day.
Monday, May 12, 2008
NOTE: I know marriage offers no certainty of anything. But this post is just to let others know how singleness feels
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Charismatic: Only 1. Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic : None. Use candles only
Baptists: At least 100. One to change the light bulb, 55 to sing a spiritual about the light bulb and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken
Episcopalians : 3. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormon : 5. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians :We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we wil l explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid parts to luminescence.
Methodists : Undetermined**Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb , or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene : 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans : None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish :What's a light bulb?